IN ALL CAPS! AT YOUR FACE!

Ladies, Gentleman, and Smizmars:

We are oh so happy to bring you a week of crazy fun time concert excitement, starting as soon as Wednesday. Important things to know:

-It’s at the Gargoyle
-It’s 18+ only. Sorry, guys.
-Robert Byrd is the longest sitting Congressman in the history of the US
-FREE with Wash U ID, 5 bucks without it
-Doors at 8, Show at 8:30ish
-It’s going to be unforgivably awesome.

Shows you will like include:
Wednesday, Folk/Blues Night with Drakkar Sauna and Illinois John Fever

Thursday, KWUR Dance Party/DJ Showcase Part Deux with Phaseone, DJ Invisible Cola, and DJs Neil O’Kelly and Greg Sergay

Friday, Hip-Hop Night with Sadat X from Brand Nubian and Dudley Perkins

Saturday, Wave Night with Boogie Boarder, Darlings and Spelling Bee

Go to every show. By reading this blog post, you have signed an internet contract which makes you have to go to every show. If you do not, legal ramifications will result.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?